My first post will be my bucket list. This is me...
1. Shake hands with a dictator
2. Wash hands
3. Make a book that criticizes
most new rap music
4. Make a book that makes fun of
the romance genre
5. Become a professional chair
thrower
6. Write a book, about
squirrels, for my dog
7. Participate in the Tour de
France while blindfolded
8. Run the marathon, starting at
Marathon all the way to Athens
9. Spend a Tuesday with a
professor of sociology in order to criticize life
10. Go parachuting and land on
the beaches of Normandy to see how it feels
11. Make an abstract painting
12. Be the second best guitar
player in the world in my head/mind
13. Own a yacht/casino and say
its not mine
14. Be a grandmaster in writing
15. Sell out
16. Make evil and boring
experiments, but without breaking ethical science guidelines.
17. Make a theory, and name it in
a way that is impossible to memorize for science majors
18. Box a kangaroo, in order to
visit Australia
19. Read Plato’s Republic (the
whole book) to a 2nd grade class in order for them to learn
something for the day
20. Never say never
21. Get a 30 on my ACT so I could
say “I got a 30 on my ACT” to my co-workers
22. Climb the highest mountain,
and not yodel
23. Read, at least try, all of
Shakespeare’s works just so I wouldn’t see the plays
24. Learn Latin to get in touch
with the people who speak it
25. Read history textbooks from
other countries to see what they have to say about America
26. Ask a pirate what his/her
average income is and if they are insured
27. Put all writing to shame
28. To have a dream
29. Dance with wolves in order to
build my teamwork skills
30. Become a Disco magician in
order to be “cool”
31. Go to Cuba
32. Go to a tundra and poke a
dying Polar bear
33. Go 20,000 Leagues under the
Sea in a yellow Submarine
34. Have dinner with the president
35. Become a premium member in my
own company
36. Name my next dog after a
corporation
37. Learn how to be a Samurai, in
order to learn how to do Haikus
38. Get a handlebar moustache so
I could answer every question with a life story
39. Become a professional Belly
dancer in order to keep my options in life open
40. Sell my soul (nothing important)
to Hollywood.
41. Surpass my kindergarten
teacher
42. Use the White House washroom
43. Be inside a Shard Tank so I
could learn how to swim (swimming is my worst fear)
44. Give CPR to a dying fish out
of water (first check if the scene is safe)
45. Wake up, and NOT SMELL ANY
COFFEE
46. Buy my own Cinema, and not
use it (just like my DVDs)
47. Built my own library, and use
my outdoor voice in it
48. Get my Facebook status to
overpopulated
49. Buy a haunted house, and rent
it out
50. Collect all Pokemon Cards in
order to catch them all
51. Reminisce over Pokemon by
watching season 1
52. Sleep in a graveyard
53. Become a professional
Retailer to provide professional help (as in ignoring everyone who comes)
54. Watch Nascar without falling
asleep.
55. Become a professional Bull
rider so I could wear a cowboy hat.
56. Cross the Great Wall of China,
with a handful of Mongolians
57. Read a book in Mars, so I can
concentrate more.
58. Check out all the books in the library at the
same time.
59. Instead of putting 200 oz of
flour to make a cake, I’m just going to put 198.85 oz in order to not follow
recommendations
60. Catch someone cheating off my
test, and tell the security guards on them
61. Not shave for 5 years
62. Become a monk
63. Go to a museum and stay there for the night to
see what happens.
64. Visit a Narnia fan club and
make fun of everyone.
65. Ask a famous person for $5
66. Have a Huckleberry summer
adventure
67. Make a book cover
68. Cross the Sahara
blindfolded
69. Actually cross a black cat’s path so that I
wouldn’t have to take the other long path
70. Rule the World of Warcraft
just so I can say I have a Wow account.
71. Go to Japan and watch anime there
72. Play tag with a Panda so I
could burn 146.73 calories. Exercise is
important
73. Become the Mundumugu so I
could know everything and say “I am the Mundumugu”
74. Sneeze and cough at the same
time, and say I kind of did it
75. Go inside a black hole and
see what is inside.
76. Go to the Amazon and try to
find El Dorado
77. Order 100 buckets, and then
return them to the bucket manufacturer and say they are deficient
78. Start a gladiator animal death match and place
bets
79. Get a DeLorean, and go 88 mph
80. Live in a cave for 40 days to
see how it affects my life
81. Become a world history guru,
and impress or annoy people with my knowledge
82. Visit New Orleans during
Mardi Gras in order to pick up some French
83. Become famous and then hide
from society
84. Learn about basketball and
have a fantasy basketball team
85. Make a movie with little to
no drama in it
86. Make a documentary, and get
it as a “must see” in high school
87. Make a book and have it reach
“requirement status” in high school
88. Watch all The Twilight Zone Episodes
89. Become the ultimate
Philosopher
90. Read all the classical books
91. Go to one of Chicago’s bad
neighborhood, and spend one night there
92. See a volcano erupt, and draw a picture about
it
93. Become a journalist and
journalize a wall
94. Make life miserable for a U.S
history High School teacher again
95. Domesticate a gorilla, and
keep him in my backyard
96. Visit all the seven wonder of
the world while doing a complicated crossroad puzzle
97. Buy a horse and train him to
be a champion race horse
98. Buy and raise chickens, and then
cook them
99. Capture a pack of wolves, and
try to make a new breed of dog
100.
Go
on a world trip while doing Sudoku
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